You’re nicked effendum

September 5, 2012 § 5 Comments

Ashraf Farouk; Tourist Police – Mark White
Pub Obyod Press ISBN 9780954976729
Paperback £6.99
Kindle £1.32 ($2.00)

Ashraf Farouk is a police lieutenant in Cairo. His job is to stop his countrymen fleecing the tourists, and he is good at it. He is also good at lining his own pockets.

Crime on his patch is a chaotic mix of ancient and modern: bogus moneychangers, rigged scales in the gold and silver shops, pickpockets and distraction thefts; but also drug dealing, pornography and the odd riot. Police equipment is state of the art – surveillance vans borrowed from the CIA (unfortunately not designed for the midday heat of Egypt); gas and rubber bullets for the riots. Farouk, though, prefers to crack heads with the unofficial teak truncheon he carries under his jacket.

Mark White’s stories are exotic and original, and he skirts cleverly round the comic opera clichés of the casbah while still giving a sense of a shambolic post-colonial world. Labyrinthine laws are supported by mind-numbing bureaucracy. Police are corrupt and accountable to no-one but themselves. Farouk presides over his squad like Gene Hunt over the Life on Mars CID crew.

These are not short stories in the literary sense. More like well-told smoking room yarns: linear, event-driven and generally with a small twist at the end to round them off. The style is unpretentious – smooth and literate, but lapsing occasionally into a jocular irony which I found mannered:

When the supply of criminals dried up Farouk betook himself to that staple of police work: the persecution of motorists. Any suspect vehicle that fell under his eye was subjected to a thorough inspection, and the clerks at the local courts despaired at the sudden influx of paperwork that resulted.

Not quite satisfying, perhaps, as individual stories. Taken together, though, they build a compelling picture of a bewildering city, modern in some respects, in others a place of timeless savagery. Farouk scuttles though it like a malicious imp of mischief, ugly, lazy, incompetently dishonest and very appealing. It might be fun to have a drink with him. But after shaking hands you would be wise to count your fingers.

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§ 5 Responses to You’re nicked effendum

  • Heidi Angell says:

    I really enjoy your reviews. How do you select books to review?

    • Malachi says:

      Thanks. I used to invite submissions, but pretty soon the to-read list felt like the weight of the world on my shoulders and I stopped enjoying it. So I stopped reviewing. Nowadays I write now and then when there seems to be something to say about a book; otherwise not.

      • Heidi Angell says:

        That is why I just do guest reviews on my friend’s blog. It is too bad that you do not accept submissions, your reviews are wonderfully candid and concise! I can see why people clamored for you to review their books! Looking forward to reading more! Is there a way for me to subscribe via e-mail, since you don’t post regularly?

  • Malachi says:

    You’re very kind. On the home page there should be a “subscribe” button somewhere on the right which will give you email notification of new posts.

  • Heidi Angell says:

    D’oh…. not sure how I missed that the first time (Face palm!) Thanks! I have subscribed!

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